“It’s knowledge-meets-adrenaline.”
That’s just what one of the 172 certified Zombie Survival Camp trainees had to say about their weekend training session. But more importantly, when that zombie apocalypse finally hits, they’ll be ready.
Will you?
That’s probably something you want to answer with confidence, which is why for $250, you too can participate in a three-day stretch of workshops, seminars and team-building exercises designed specifically to save your life in the event of a Zombie take-over.
Currently the camps are available in Ontario and Manitoba, with the next spring training taking place in spacious Orillia, Ontario followed by a summer session in Bancroft within the confines of an old maple syrup refinery situated on 160 acres of “creepy Ontario wilderness.”
Training includes all the critical skills: hand-to-hand combat (“Zom-Jitsu”), weapons combat, building shelters, archery and more. Included in the weekend are all meals, comfortable accommodations, and of course, on the final day, a full-blown simulated zombie outbreak that forces you to apply the knowledge you have acquired over the weekend.
Like our parents always used to tell us: “It’s all fun and games until someone has their brains eaten by a zombie because they were too lazy to do some basic training.”
Don’t say we didn’t tell you…
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