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13 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes That Don’t Totally Suck

So you’ve left your costume to the last minute. For the fifth year in a row.

Classic.

Whether out of sheer laziness or because a spontaneous invite to a mediocre Halloween party was enough to claw you away from candy-dishing duty, you’re sitting there reading this with, like, an hour to put something together.

Fear not, for you shall not sink to the level of a 404 Error: Halloween Costume Not Found. Here are 13 last-minute Halloween costumes that don’t totally suck and are cheaper and easier than, uh, a pack of Rockets.

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Guaranteed swipe rights and matches all night. As long as you don’t use any of these pick-up lines in person…

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Bob Ross
Ok, this one’s probably the most difficult given it requires a beard and a terrible landscape painting, but if you have those and you can be resourceful enough to land a brown afro on a whim, you can make this work. Surely you have a Canadian tuxedo handy.

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Regina George
Step 1: Have blonde hair. Step 2: Wear a white shirt over a coloured shirt. Step 3: Cut two holes around the nipple area of the top shirt. Step 4: Put those quotes you’ve memorized to good use.

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A Mouse

Duh.

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An Emoji
Pick your favourite, print it, tape it to your face. Bonus points if you can pull off the poop.

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A Ceiling Fan

You like ceilings? Great, cheer for one and revel in the pun.

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Rosie the Riveter

For that effortless mechanic-chic look. Seriously, it’s effortless – all you need is a denim shirt and Little Red Riding Hood’s basket handkerchief.

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50 Shades of Grey

No, not Christian. Literally. Find all grey things in your vicinity and wear ’em.

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www.drodd.com


An American Apparel Ad
Works best if you own clothes from American Apparel and are comfortable wearing next to nothing in late fall – which you are, because it’s Halloween.

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Cereal Killer

How you choose to portray empty cereal boxes as corpses is up to you. The important thing is you have boxes.

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mashable.com


A Ghost

Like, a really terrible one that’s just you covered in a bed sheet. We feel like this one’s about to reach its second cycle of cool phase.

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Banksy
No one even really knows what Banksy looks like, so you can get away with just a hoodie and baclava/any face covering. You can even substitute spray paint cans with hair spray cans.

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petitechristine.com


Chatroulette
So irrelevant it’s awesome. Make sure to place the screen near your genital area for accuracy.

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