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Do Not Disturb: The 11 Sexiest Hotel Rooms in the World

It’s always fun to swap your bedroom for a hotel room with your significant other for a change of scenery, complete with a reliable “do not disturb” sign on the door. If you’re in the market for a sexy vacation, here are 11 of the best hotel rooms in the world to stay at

Earlier this month, the Smith Hotel Awards awarded the sexiest bedroom in the world to the Six Senses Ninh Van Bay and its water villa.

And that got us thinking about other hotel suites around the world and the magic that can be made within their walls (which is probably going down at this very moment – just sayin’).

From raunchy to romantic, if you’re in the market for a sexy stay, here are 11 of the sexiest hotel rooms to hook up in around the world.

1. Naladhu Maldives
Each stunning villa at the Naladhu Maldives has bedrooms with walls that open out to private infinity pools and peaceful decks with swinging daybeds (see: fun) and easels. Open-air bathrooms feature outdoor showers, steam rooms, and soaking tubs. Not to mention, you’ll never have to leave your hideaway – spa treatments can be arranged on your deck and butlers will bring you meals in bed.

2. The Underwater Suites, Atlantis The Palm, Dubai
Get down in front of thousands of marine inhabitants at the Underwater Suites at The Atlantis in Dubai. Whether you’re in the bedroom or the bathroom, you’ll have full view (as in, right from the master bed) of 65,000 sea creatures. Other perks include a 24/7 butler, complimentary head, neck, and shoulder massages, as well as use of a private cabana at the pool and beach.

3. The Mirror Room, Propellor Island, Berlin, Germany  
Ok, so it may be a bit much; but when in Berlin… right? The diamond-shaped hotel room at Berlin’s Propellor Island has sexy perks like a floating bed and is filled with mirrors on pretty much every surface (warning: you may want to get back in shape before you go).

4. The Star Suite, The Andaz San Diego, USA
What makes the Star Suite at The Andaz San Diego it so sexy? The sophisticated king-sized bunk beds in the mater bedroom, each with its own flat-screen and mirrored ceiling, the décor, and – what you’ve always wanted (??) – an in-room stripper pole.

5. Hotel Pelirocco, Brighton, UK
What’s sex without rock n roll? A more affordable option for getting it on is Brighton’s Hotel Pelirocco and its pop-art, rock ‘n’ roll, and burlesque-themed rooms. If you’re looking to get down and dirty, the flagship suite, appropriately called “The Play Room,” is complete with a round 8ft bed, a pole dancing area, and a monsoon shower designed for two.

6. The Sanctuary Rooms at Jade Mountain Resort, St. Lucia
If you’re looking for a romantic getaway (as opposed to a raunchy weekend away), Jade Mountain Resort is the place to go. The rooms are open concept and overlook stunning scenery of the Piton Mountains. Each room has its own private infinity pool on a cliff. Sounds like the perfect sexy setting to us.

7. Beho Beho Tanzania
If you want to get really, um, “wild,” pack your bags and hit Beho Beho in Tanzania. The luxury suites add an element of excitement (and danger) to doing the dirty with their open front area that overlooks a valley filled with lions, giraffes, and leopards. An added bonus includes an open-air shower. 

 

8. St. Regis Bora Bora Resort, French Polynesia
Perhaps the ultimate honeymoon getaway can be had within the overwater bungalows at the St. Regis Bora Bora Resort. Each bungalow features a massive soaking tub and shower, a 54-inch flat-screen, and a deck for sipping a coffee after a little morning session.

9. Panorama Suite, The Alpina Gstaad, Switzerland
If you’re into sex with a view, you can find it in the 4,306 Panorama Suite at the Alpina Gstaad. The fireplace-filled suite features a massive skylight with unmatched views of the Swiss Alps, underneath which you’ll discover a private spa, Jacuzzi, a fitness room, massage area, and a bedroom. 

10. Ocean Panoramic Villa, Maia Spa and Resort, Seychelles
There are a few things that make the Seychelles’ Maia Spa and Resort totally sex-worthy. Aside from the stunning beach and complimentary bottle of champagne upon arrival, the Ocean Panoramic Villas feature incredible 180-degree views of the ocean, a private infinity pool, and a tea light-lined sunken bath, complete with bubbles and rose petals.

11. The Two-Story Sky Villa at The Palms Casino Resort, Las Vegas, USA
If you want it quick and dirty, hit Vegas for the weekend and book the coveted 9,000-square-foot Two-Story Sky Villa at the Palms Casino Resort. Aside from the fact that it’s located in Sin City, the suite offers ample visual stimulation while getting down with views of the strip below courtesy of floor-to-ceiling windows. Other perks include a glass-enclosed cantilevered pool, private terraces, massage rooms, and a personal glass elevator (we’ll just let your mind run with the possibilities here…).

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Cover image: The Sanctuary Rooms at Jade Mountain Resort, St. Lucia

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