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16 Valentine’s Day Cards That Don’t Make Us Want to Throw Up

Roses are red, violets are blue, we’re sick of cheesy V-Day cards, and we bet you are too.

Sure, you’re in love, and of course you want to send your significant other a card. The only trouble is, you’re not a big fan of the typical lovey dovey, mushy wushy, I-just-vomited-in-my-own-mouth sentiments normally expressed in them.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t indulge in a Valentine’s Day card this February 14. Lucky for us cynics, there are some great ones out there that understand the true meaning of love and aren’t afraid to get real.

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And there’s not a rhyming couplet in sight.

1. For those with a strong appetite for love.
Scribbler

v1

2. Because nothing is sacred any more.
Julie Ann Art

v2

3. But PLEASE take our word for it.
NannaKoeKoek

v3

4. God bless tequila and all who sail in her.
JulieAnnArt

v4

5. It’s all about celebrating the little victories.
squidgefacecards

v5

6. Even if you do put bowls on the bottom shelf time and time again.
Julie Ann Art

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7. Well, Valentine’s Day is a special occasion.
Scribbler

v7

8. It’s a modern day sonnet.
Paper Source

v8

9. Sounds like a pretty perfect Saturday to us.
Catch22Cards

v9

10. Let’s face it, rhyming is overrated.
fancy.com

v10

11. Deal breakers? What deal breakers?
SiouxAlice

v11

12. Just know that once viewed, it can never be unseen.
ThePaperCub

v12

13. Love and some extra pocket money? Sign us up.
QuiteGoodCards

v13

14. I mean, those cosmetics don’t come cheap.
BettyTurbo

v14

15. The lesser of several evils? We’ll take it.
ThePaperCub

v15

16. For the times when nothing but straight 6Love is gonna cut it.
Drake O Gram

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